Ummm, soooo, like, when do you wanna get your drums out of storage SCM?
sunday? after church..
Yes, it would be very wrong, and I'm sure you would most likely find yourself writhing in agony in hell. I don't know who runs this site, but you've got a lot of misleading information and a horrible mockery of my religion. It's not just offensive; it's damning, and I won't be surprised when you find yourself butt fucking Hitler in hell. AW FUCK CLAMS
thank you for your comment! i found it constructive and helpful. but the fact of the matter is that, were jesus actually god-made-human, he would have the very same chemical structures that we do, therefore giving him a fully functioning sex-drive. and while i doubt he would actually flirt with someone like yourself, whom i'm envisioning as a 2 or 3, it is very possible that he might flirt with someone else who is a little more virtuous and a little more pretty than you.
additionally, there is absolutely no way that i would be butt fucking hitler in hell-- he would be butt fucking me. he's hitler, you dolt-- he'd obviously be on top.
- scm admin
I believe Clams are also God's creatures. What exactly is it you have against them and why are you blaspheming them? I think you need to consider what Jesus would do if walkin on a causeway in Scotland surrounded by clams. Surely he wouldn't yell, " f&*k clams!". Think about what you've said. I would recommend 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Maries.
jesus will forgive you.
I am a single christian mom. I'm a tough cookie. I'm gonna say it as. I'm gonna get real on this site right about now. -hear us roar.